Truthfully, I'm pretty stuck in the '80s.

Maybe I am just a jerk.

I’ve discovered a new video game called owning my home.

It’s so difficult to write good music. It’s also really difficult to think about how to do it without violating the sanctity of the fourth wall.

I always try to use my medium, and if I get into a normal sitcom-writing contest with normal sitcom writers, I’m going to lose.

I say what’s in my head, and I’m on honest ground. That is worth so much, and I think it does make my job, as a writer, easier. It makes it possible for me to give people stuff that they like.

The public’s perception of your show is what it is, and you don’t get to complain how people perceive your show or talk about it.

If somebody’s cat happens to turn on the TV, my numbers can double. It’s almost unrelated to what’s really happening.

The concept of doing holiday episodes is a huge part of what’s fantastic about doing TV. And viewers agree; you see the numbers going up for holiday episodes.

The most rewarding part of writing for TV is – a year ago I would have said it’s just watching it on TV, it’s just having been done with it and then collecting all that energy.